MAN, I LOVE COLLEGE

A compilation of jokes and funny scenarios by us for everyone's indulgence. Hahah.

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Pia: "Oh, guys did you know I already got the scholarship?"
Lorenz: "Huh, for what?"
Pia: "For Tennis. I joined the team."
Isa: "Ohhhh... so are you 100 percent?"
Lorenz: "ANO??? Hahahaha"

Lorenz: "Tara! Caf na tayo!! Gutom na ako!!"

Isa: "Hoy, si Lexie nagtetest pa sa loob."

Lorenz: "So? Aakyat naman siya after eh."

Isa: "Ano ka ba! Pano pag ikaw? Pano pag ikaw iiwanin?!?"

Lorenz: "Anong iiwanin? HAHAHA"

(Press CTRL + ALT + DELETE to log-in using CSB computers)
Karlo: "I can't log-in the computer!"
Lorenz: "Huh? Press CTRL + ALT + DELETE!"
Karlo: "Onga... kanina ko pa nga pinepress!"
Lorenz: "CTRL+ALT+BACKSPACE kasi yung pinepress mo... hindi DELETE! Hahaha"

Esme: "Maganda naman kasi katawan niya kaso... Pusit siya."

(Nikki and I realizing it's supposed to be "Hipon" rather than "Pusit"...)

Nikki: "Huh? Diba...Hip.."

Lorenz: "Bakit pusit??"

Lyka: "OO NGA! PUSIT SIYA!!!"

Nikki and Lorenz: Hahahahahah!!!

Isa: (to Lorenz) "Ayoko sa suot mo!!"
Patty: "Oo nga! Mukha kang jejemon..."
Lexie: "Actually!! Ako rin ayoko sa suot mo!!!"
Lorenz: "Bakit, ako ba, gusto ko mga suot niyo??"
HAHAHAHAHA